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Not so great, who knew they had introduced undercover cops as lady boys?


Anyone know a good lawyer????
 
Did you get caught making your videos in the bathroom AGAIN?! You MUST stop moaning so LOUD!!!

How did you get the chicken parmesan to taste so delightful? Not too spicy, JUSSSSSST right :p
 
Three times longer than expected! They had to ground the flight a few times because the flight attendants were locking themselves in the bathroom. No one knows officially but there are reports of loud moaning, explicit screaming & banging coming from the bathroom while they were in there.

Have you ever been to Nova Scotia?
 
Not at all, I was supposed to boat there once from the coast of Florida but instead of the barge I was supposed to get on, "the Cleveland Steamer" (it was an old boat), , I ended up boarding the SS Mcgillicuddy. When they realized my ticket was ivalid; I was dressed up by pirates, and" had sex with" ,by force, for days .

Have you ever had brunch?
 
Which one? Naked Twister I thought was at your place and I was hosting “hide the sausage” this week on Saturday at noon.

Does anyone know of a good butcher?
 
Because the added iron aids friction and motivation to shag when she’s up on stumps for the week.


Where did you find my lost phone charger?
 
They open at 9, but I wouldn’t bother going there. The centre manager knows about you shagging his wife and has given the security guards permission to shoot on sight.


So what’s that stain on the rug???
 
Nut-Ella. ...it was my spooge. ..it missed Ella's face and sadly ga-looped in the 70s shag.
Do you think i need a new carpet :D?
 
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