Ask a normal question get a sexual answer

[Imagine]

The better to see your erect nipples, my dear. Ah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah! (That's a wicked witch laugh, in case there's any doubt.)

Does anyone have the time?

 

[Tdp06]

Always find the time for sexy time .

How old are you?

 

[Mike001]

I am 69, also the hottest position


Do you want something to drink?

 

[LilithX]

Mhmm, I’m thinking a protein shake, unzip.

What is your favorite color?

 

[Shadowfire]

It will be when were finished!


Do you need a face wipe with that?

 

[Silver_Smile]

No thanks I'll use my tongue.

Is that a banana in your pants or you just happy to see me?

 

[Mtnbill]

very happy to see you!!!! I can HARDLY remember when we last spoke.....


Do you have change for a ten?

 

[Silver_Smile]

Let me check? (Opens purse)...nope...but I do have a mouth! (Opens mouth).

Aren't you so full right now from dinner?

 

[Mtnbill]

I am.....it went straight to my pants...see how full I am?

How long will you be here?

 

[Silver_Smile]

As long as it takes for me to swallow all that.

Did you bring towels ?

 

[Mtnbill]

Just the one wrapped around you that I'm about to rip off

What's the name of that nail polish color you're wearing?

 

[Silver_Smile]

That's not nail polish that's just your seamen.

You look tense do you need a massage ?

 

[Mtnbill]

Yes please.....a genital massage with your tongue would be perfect

Can you tell me what aisle the milk is on?

 

[MustangGuy]

Not sure which aisle (unzips pants) but have some fresh cream dispensed right here.

What are you listening to?

 

[Silver_Smile]

You whimpering in my hand.

Was that soft enough for u?

 

[Silver_Smile]

No, but you can get some pussy in this town!

You still mad at me?

 

[Falcon33]

If you suck my dick first.

Cream or sugar?

 

[angellick44]

Cream in my pants sugar in my coffee!

Why'd you lie

 

[Falcon33]

I didn’t want you to be mad that I came in you.

Paper or plastic?

 

[Falcon33]

To get under your skirt and in your panties.

Can I have a glass of milk?

After you finish my cock.
Are you thirsty?

 

[Silver_Smile]

You don't need keys the handcuffs are fine on you.

Did you see where I left my purse ?