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If you're tired just spread your legs and let me pleasure you...then we will sleep

Why we need vending machines at the gym?
 
Lube and condom vending machines, who needs food when there is pussy to eat.

What flavours do you have?
 
Yes only because i want to have some time with you in the lockers room.

Why you wanted to drink whiskey?
 
to be naughty and well ready lol

why you alway want to go to theather?
 
They're not so heavy as we will be when you sit on my lap while i kiss you.

Why most of people love eating chocolate?
 
Because it tastes real good when you're licking it from the tip of his length.

Who's going to cook for me tonight?
 
Not me, I'll be busy eating you out.

Why people dance when they go out for drinks?
 
Drinking IPAs, listening to music, and getting the ropes out, babe. ;)

What should I wear?
 
Drinking IPAs, listening to music, and getting the ropes out, babe. ;)

What should I wear?


Ballgag, these cute bracelets that are attached to the bed, and this blindfold.

When is it going to rain again?
 
As soon as you slide your panties off and hand them to me I will ask for the check.

What time is it?
 
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