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[LilithX]

Warm and damp

How would you like your eggs?

 

[Fordal]

Scrambled, just like yours.


What breakfast meat do you prefer?

 

[nikkiray]

Put any meat between lips and I will suck it dry of its juices before swallowing it whole.

How is your work day going so far?

 

[Momo111]

Could use some tender loving care.

Why the carrots?

 

[DaddyDave120]

Because we are trying some fore play tonight

Are you almost done?

 

[nikkiray]

When he has spent all of him inside me, I'll be done.


Want to take a trip?

 

[DaddyDave120]

Take trip inside of you

Are we done yet?

 

[Tdp06]

Your mouth is not full so no ...

Are you flexible?

 

[LilithX]

Heteroflexible? Only when I drink a lot

Are you on a diet?

 

[Tdp06]

Actually I am, only eat my girl's pussy 3 times a day ..

Are you gonna finish that?

 

[Stanthropical]

Oh I'm gon' lub' it up some more and bor' it 'til it squirts like an oil geyser.

Why is it so milky?

 

[Modron]

Because she is a horny MILF

What time does the match start?

 

[IgneousGold]

About the same time I'm done with dat ass.

Did my package come yet?

 

[Modron]

Yes, that will explain the sticky residue and extra handling fee to Amazon.

Where are my Cronuts?

 

[MiaSuyo]

I was keeping them warm close to my chest

Can a girl ever get serviced here

 

[Modron]

If Vagina MOT's are a real thing, then sure.

I live on a farm, so why does a huge cock wake me up at 5am?

 

[MiaSuyo]

I have a farm with 7,000 egg layers and we need a HUGE COCK to make them all happy

My god!!! Is that cow helping the other up the hill?

 

[Imagine]

Yes, inch by inch, enthusiastically.

Did you hear that?

 

[Modron]

That was That dying from excessive orgasm - I guess that that's the end of That (ba dum tiss)

What's that flying overhead? It looks like a huge...

 

[LillyK]

Orgie

Would you like to order dessert tonight?