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[SeaEagle]

Debbie does Dallas, it really needs a remake.

What did you have for dinner?

 

[QueenC69]

2 cocks

Did you see the game?

 

[Bdj1992]

What game? you were blocking the view while you were riding me.

Where did this headache come from?

 

[bpm1234]

Hard not too when your sitting on my face


Why is my coffee cup dirty?

 

[QueenC69]

Cause I peed in it

Is it hot in here

 

[bpm1234]

That’s not heat, I think you may have just orgasmed


Anyone seen my lunchbox?

 

[Fildo66]

It was between @Heidiwil ‘s thighs so I opened it up and ate what was inside.

What the hell is with all the snow?

 

[bpm1234]

That’s not snow, there’s a BDSM convention on in town this week


Why can’t I find my toothbrush?

 

[LillyK]

Because it's currently up my ass

Why did you leave so abruptly?

 

[Jenny_girl]

If I didn't, I was going to squirt all over your bed

What's your favorite game?

 

[Aiko98]

Fingering myself every time i see a pretty girl pass by <3

Whats your favorite drink?

 

[Jenny_girl]

Cum of all kinds

If you could be any animal, what would you be?

 

[Aiko98]

a bunny, to fuck all day and night <3

Is it wet outside?

 

[Imagine]

Yes, but not quite as wet as it is inside.

Can you point me in the right direction?

 

[Pistil]

It’s to your left. But use your own pointer.

How do you like your steak?

 

[Jenny_girl]

Raw and pounding

Did you get new silverware?

 

[emptynestcpl]

Better to spoon with after we fork!!

Do you have a flat tire?

 

[bpm1234]

Don’t start from scratch, just replace the word ” Relax “ in Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s hit with “Gag Reflex”. ...

Do you know what time it is?

 

[Bdj1992]

It's pound a pussy time!!

Has anyone seen my wallet?