Ask a normal question get a sexual answer

A young sperm could answer much better than me! LoL

What's the best thing to drink after a hard drive?
 
If she is thirsty after such a long journey I will give her a mouthful to clench her thirst.

I'm cooking breakfast what do you want?

Yes it was a typo seemed to miss the rest but otnt
 
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When my neighbor's wife go for sleep!
Why some people think that they have the right to say everything and would not expect the same for themselves?
 
Every movies by the following key words:
"Alexis Texas" ;)

How is a normal way to invite a person to have a dinner?
 
Filth that would make the Marquis de Sade blush...

Make me your canvas, create art?
 
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