I don't do snacks, but if I were in that unfortunate situation and couldn't get a meal, I'd get a pouch of boiled eggs and a high protein shake with no sugar, maybe some plain nuts.
You see a big ass airplane heading towards your home. You're naked and have roughly 45 seconds. What's your move?
Seemingly consistently monotonous and reliable with lots of relative freedom as long as shit gets done and mostly on time. Predictable, steady pace and wage. Just the way I like it. I could do this forever, tbh.
What is the scariest non-firearm object you could use as a weapon in your home? Something an intruder would have to fear you for.