If you’re in a job interview and you’re asked where you see yourself in 5 years, and you really don’t want the job, would you answer “In your pants” just for the reaction. Please report back if you ever do.
I would, but I'm not sure how I'd end up in an interview for a job I have no interest in. Now, I kind of wanna do this, just not in my sector. lol. I'd have to show up drunk too for idiot courage to waste someone's time in such manner.
Do you think you're great at chaotic, yet easily implemented/executed ideas? Think harmless mischief, moral flexibility, trolllolololol.
I don’t, but I think we’re all doomed. No point in worrying is how I try to convince myself.
If you were trying to get let go with a severance, how would you go about tanking your work performance just to the point where they can’t let you go with cause?
I'm not even sure. If I tank my performance, shit wouldn't get done or done on time and my part of operation would fall apart, which many others depend on. It just wouldn't work at all. Time-critical situation.
How many pairs of shoes you could throw away and not need replacements, because of how rarely you have any realistic use for them?
I have an extra pair of safety boots hanging around that I could part with, but they’re practically brand new. My previous employer funded new boots every year. A nice perk.