Fuuuuck! This plastic lip exercisor that you place in your mouth and look fucking rediculous and drool as you practice the ABC's to strengthen your lips. (Yep, I said that)
Edit: bosun's whistle
What would you say if your heartthrob messaged you?!
Yes, we used to have masquerade balls at school when I was a child. Also, my aunts and uncles organised family balls for the festivities of Carnevale for some time.