As a cashier, I had a customer who told me he won a prize for finding a Ritz cracker with a face on it. I was like wtf cause I was just a cashier and clearly he was delusional with a very odd sense of humor and it was the end of my shift....I was tired. He kept saying he waved his prize Well, I got home, finally. Said hi to my Aunt who was visiting from out of state and I had never met her before. Then out walks my Uncle (also never met) and I always call him Mr. Ritz
Only once when I was young and was doing some life saving certificate thing and that was one of the things we had to do. Flip it and get ourselves out. Have kayaked quite a lot since then and never flipped.
@PoliteandNaughty I'm adorable. Adorably annoying. I can tread that smudged grey crayon line of playfulness and assholeness with likely erroneously imagined finesse. Why? It's makes my days technicolor not drab black & white.
@Jinxy please stop cock blocking me. I don't have a favorite cocktail since I don't drink.