I gave and received a mug that says "I'm fine." going up in flames. It was a group thing I did and it's not true lol (Goes with a popular meme lol) and my other favorite one is I received a sweatshirt that said "me? Sarcastic? Never."
Since I'm in Phoenix, I'll choose burn. But then again, if one freezes, one tends to get drowsy and fall asleep, so maybe that one... Difficult to decide!