Hmmm....shave my asscrack? Dress up my dick with googly eyes? Mimic dance moves naked? Use a banana as a prop? Nah, those aren't daring. Nor am I really trying to get anyone's attention....but I do have fun! I'm not going to be anything other than me for someone....I'll do ridiculous things, but only because I'd do them anyway.
If you had a pet turtle, what would you name him/her?