Icebreaker Game Ask the User Below a Question v2019

[Someguy1323]

Are you bored? Bye!
Questions are really irrelevant anyway, some people just like to listen...

My boys bday is sunday, same as father's day, what should I get him? (probably not the best time to have scheduled my vasectomy 2 days before that....oh well!)

 

[CantBeTamed]

Get him a baseball and teach him how to be a man.


Come play trivia with me?

 

[Someguy1323]

I suppose....after all, I'm just "working from home" anyway, we all know that won't really happen...


How many m&ms can you fit in your mouth?

 

[CantBeTamed]

Plain? 7 ... Peanut? 3

Why do you ask?

 

[Someguy1323]

I was trying to leave a general question for the next person....but 7 and 3 are disappointing....there isn't enough room in there for anything of mine.


Are you willing to practice to become an expert at basket weaving?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

As long as you be my guide and sit behind me...

Are you willing to guide me in my quest to become a master basket Weaver?

 

[CantBeTamed]

No but I’ll pay someone to do it.


Do you have basket weaving guide preferences?

 

[Someguy1323]

I'll be your expert...I majored in basket weaving and mathematics in college

I'm very particular... Is it ok if I critique everything you do?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

How else will I get better?

Once we master it, can we try underwater basket weaving?

 

[Someguy1323]

For sure! It adds a completely new element to the activity!

Do you own a snorkel?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

I don't.

Can I borrow one from your owl?

 

[LillyK]

Do I look like Harry Potter? I don't own an owl

Will my life ever make sense? *skakes magic 8 ball*

 

[CantBeTamed]

Yes. But not until you’re dead.

Do you plan on living for a while longer?

 

[LillyK]

Hmmmm tough call.... yes

What's your favorite game?

 

[CantBeTamed]

It’s the best game ever invented. It’s called “I Win”.

wanna play?

 

[LillyK]

I always wanna play with you

Going anywhere fun in the next few weeks?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

Nope. People are idiots.

Do you miss my legs?

 

[Someguy1323]

Only when they're not wrapped around me....

When was the last time you had a Piggy back ride? Want one?

 

[Calazviel]

Is that what they call brokeback mounting?

What's your perfect drink for a Summer's evening?

 

[Someguy1323]

Same as ever other day, Pepsi. Although before, I loved a good gin and tonic in the summer..... something about gin, I just loved when it was hot


I just made a pizza, want some?