I was joking around in a barn hanging lights for a Halloween party for a friend (Belgium, 1988) and thought the staple gun ran empty. Acting the clown I called attention to myself then thought I was fake stapling my thigh...until the staple went 3/4" deep and I fell off the ladder
I may have done something funnier while drunk, but, well, how would I know.
What's the fastest you've ever driven a car or motorcycle?