The closest thing I can say was a near death experience was being on the interstate, going 75 mph in the passing lane, and some fucking idiot from the other lane swerving into my lane and coming within mere inches of hitting my car. I've never blasted my horn for so long while also riding the shoulder until the idiot finally moved back into the other lane. If the other car would have hit me going the speed we were going, I don't imagine it would have ended well.
When is the last time you returned something you bought and what was it?