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[JennyBi]

Professional Profile Picture Photographer.

You get paid in alliterations.

 

[JennyBi]

this pic is made with a selfie stick and a galaxy s8

And if you used an actual camera they might pay you in actual metaphors and not boring alliterations.

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Hotdog Stand attendant.

$4/hr

 

[Ehcanuck]

Pwner of newbs

1 billion a year

 

[Laurasauras]

Elusive bar tender... seems to be appearing from nowhere, kind of knows what to say but nobody can pin him down.

He doesn't get paid, he gets off on life.
@Ehcanuck

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Costumed Character Tinker Bell at Disneyland

10$/hr

 

[Laurasauras]

Independent boss lady. CEO of an organic coffee company. She gives her employees fair wages and the holidays off.

50,000$/hr

 

[lucky_luke]

The cutest pizza delivery girl

8$/hr and two lemon cakes

 

[JennyBi]

You're a cowboy, but you refuse to use firearms. Obviously no one gives you money, but you are championed by various pacifist organisations.

 

[Laurasauras]

Water boy. Has always wanted to go pro basketball, but just doesn't have what it takes.

10$/hr and one sweaty towel per game @lucky_luke

 

[JennyBi]

jenny is a girl you called her a boy

@Laurasauras and I posted within the same minute, so I think she meant @lucky_luke.

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Diplomat (Senior Foreign Officer Rank)

$110k+ per year

 

[Ehcanuck]

Professional Snitzel wrapper at your local deli.


Sucky sucky five dolla

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Little Caeser costumed sign holder

$6.69/hr

 

[Dogowar]

Cocktail waitress speciality: Brandy Sours

Paid in tips for the skimpy uniform

 

[Deleted member 264383]

Protector of people ... sound fit