Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[Misha000]

Pencil sharpener

Paid in repetitive strain injuries and shitty hospital coffee

 

[Alex_AD]

My chef

 

[TheRachel]

My chauffer lol

 

[Saximony]

muse

 

[IVY-]

Tour guide

Gets paid in snow globes.

 

[Misha000]

Sex addiction therapist

Paid in sob stories and awkward moments

 

[Slopps]

Frog researcher, looking for them in their natural habitat, writimg books about them

Increases her salary selling those same frogs to french gourmet restaurants

 

[Word-Lover]

Suit and tie model.

 

[Dogowar]

Wordsmith to small children

Payment in sweets and hugs.

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Guarddog

Bones

 

[Slopps]

Car mechanic

Paid as much as she wants, guys would still come to her workshop...

 

[Dogowar]

Car Show Hostess.

Payment in phone numbers from guy and girl admirers

@AmandaFlirty

 

[Misha000]

Surfboard waxer

Paid in free hair bleach and wipeouts

 

[Dogowar]

Personal therapist

Payment. Anything she damn well wants

 

[Misha000]

Personal therapist

Payment. Anything she damn well wants

*Nods*
Relax.. now, tell me about your experiences...
*brings ice cold water, spills on your shirt..*
Oops, please remove your shirt while I dry it..
*gets hot under the collar*

 

[Dogowar]

*Nods*
Relax.. now, tell me about your experiences...
*brings ice cold water, spills on your shirt..*
Oops, please remove your shirt while I dry it..
*gets hot under the collar*

Oh you tease but oh I like it haha x

 

[Slopps]

Ugh... You 2, get a room already...

@Dogowar
Works for the A-team, looking like a badass but with a heart of gold

Gets paid in fuel to drive to the next mission before the colonel gets there, plus lots of hugs and patting on the head

Ps: for those who don't know the A-team, this may seem weird. But you are weird! Who doesn't know the A-Team??

 

[SnoopSlimes]

I always think of spy

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Whip cream distributor

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

My ummmmmmm Secretary yeah thats it