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[Someguy1323]

Naked art thief
Paid in poorly drawn crayon self portraits of out of shape old men with saggy testicles(it probably better they are poorly drawn)

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Expert bubble body painter ... only paints that beautiful rainbow bubble meniscus you see on bubbles on naked bodies! Paid in shit that's totally poppin!

Oh and hey @cait-xx - Tattooist is pretty fucking accurate! I've never tattooed anybody but I've been offered work in a tattoo parlor in NZ cause the owner thought my designs were pretty good!

 

[LillyK]

Professional erotic limerick and poetry writer. Paid in $5 bills and sex toys

(I'll throw in a night of fucking if you can write one for me)

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Wow, you're EASY!! HAHAHAHAAAA jks jks!

Professional tit stunt model for movies when the actress is about to do some real dangerous fucking shit on camera with naked boobs out action but is kinda too shy ...

Paid in SEXY male actors motor boating, tit fucking and lining up wanting to get up in her cleav!

 

[Keira]

Bouncer at a night club..always sounds like she could hold her own quite well..

Paid in free drinks.. bar peanuts..and the tears of people who piss her off

 

[Daphne98]

a sorcerer payed in souls

 

[Athletic_fit]

School teacher

 

[Edie]

A school teacher...she looks nice and proper. Lol

paid in a monthly members fee to a local sex club. In order to release her inner bad girl!

 

[Daphne98]

maybe you should release her Edie

 

[Edie]

maybe you should release her Edie

lol...got enough on my hands dealing with mine.

 

[Filipinaerica]

Abercrombie model

 

[DudeTotally]

Mud Wrestler

 

[emptynestcpl]

Kodachrome color chart model.

 

[Filipinaerica]

Tech man

 

[Someguy1323]

1999 high end 3d model Creator and Skinner

Paid in new hardware that will be outdated in 1.5 years

Edit...for some reason I was way late on this...

Surgical thread tester....paid in bikinis made with disolving thread

 

[Edie]

Novelty dick entrepreneur

paid in googly eyes and funny looks...lol

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Spokesperson for the Victims of Faulty Buttons coalition.

Paid with good sturdy load bearing buttons.

 

[Edie]

Pictionary for Pervs CEO

paid in cum stained pics and filthy smirks. Lol

 

[emptynestcpl]

Not a bra model lol

 

[Frankey]

Facebook - Meme - Comedian