Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[DudeTotally]

Berlin Wall tour guide in Potsdamer Platz

 

[Keira]

Lead singer in an 80s cover band..

Paid in Aquanet and mesh muscle shirts

 

[Someguy1323]

Motivational speaker.

Paid in unmotivated people constantly asking her questions

 

[Wtfthisiswierd]

An unknown but talented movie editor

 

[Someguy1323]

Abercrombie and Fitch model,

Paid in invisible shirts.

 

[Edie]

An off beat children’s entertainer

paid in freaked out parents screams and naughty kids chuckles

 

[DudeTotally]

Sharon Stone body double

paid in edible undies xo

 

[Thalassa]

Burlesque dancer in high demand.

Paid in fervent hugs masking ass grabs.

 

[DudeTotally]

The Little Mermaid

paid in plankton from all levels of the ocean

 

[Thalassa]

Lol good one

No profession for him yet. Has to deal with mpd, which is obvious by the frequent pfp changes

Injections into his butt cheeks.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Hmmm. We're not exactly sure. She shows up at the office. Walks around with a coffee chatting with everyone. But know one actually knows what she does. Not even sure if she actually works here?!?!

Paid with half smiles and head nods.

 

[Thalassa]

Recently got sacked from his job. Employees spent their time laughing at his jokes. Productivity tanked everyday.

No pay. Company eventually had to file for bankruptcy, shortly after handing him his pink slip.

 

[Daphne98]

i'm not sure but something with kids. being a mermaid instructor or something
paid with laughter and love

 

[MissLed]

Florist

paid in Weed

 

[TBig88M]

Owner of a sexshop, with her own brand of sextoys

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

Poison Ivy's assistant(meant for @MissLed)

Truck driver(for @TBig88M)

 

[emptynestcpl]

Toy for kids to play with, paid with gummy bears.

 

[friendlystorm]

Geek Squad supervisor, paid in bitcoin

 

[Z-PhD-00]

(Great thread)

Member of the U.N.

 

[friendlystorm]

Harvester of souls...paid in the screams of their victims

(agreed)