Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Bath bomb tester paid in tranquility/paid to have baths!!

 

[Minnie79]

Ladder designer.

Paid in lofty highs.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Neck practitioner and inventer of the carpet knife!

Paid in no fucking around

 

[Minnie79]

Neck practitioner and inventer of the carpet knife!

Paid in no fucking around

Hahaha! I laughed so hard reading this my kids are asking me what's wrong.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Hahaha! I laughed so hard reading this my kids are asking me what's wrong.

Watch out kiddies, Mummys got a KNIIIFE!

Minnie mega fan/border line stalker in a ski mask.

Gets paid in her least favourite left over unlimited lingerie to feed his (simultaneous ski mask & lingerie wearing model) fetish in a specially negotiated deal to leave her well alone!

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

In my mind I'm wanting a stripper.

Paid with every dime in my 401K

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Horny old Hugh Hefner dressing gown wearing type that thinks he can buy who ever he fantasizes about to strip for him with his whole 401K(icks to the nuts).

Paid with a trip to the E.R after swinging his battered and bruised sorry self by Minnies carpet knife factory

 

[SnowbunnyMilfLovesBBCs]

Aggressively flirty police officer!

Paid in casettes of old, cheesy pornos

 

[Gujjuguy]

A Professional Street Walker

Paid in the number of heads turned

 

[Jinxy]

Personal trainer to all here


Paid in revealing after pics.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Bath tester

Paid in bath bombs and wines

 

[justafungi]

The sexist telemarketing person alive..... I’ll buy whatever you’re selling..
wage- not enough to deal with all the assholes

 

[CaptainMorgan]

High school biology instructor

Paid in fungi

 

[Gujjuguy]

A pirate.

The number of ships he loots and/or prisoners he keeps.

 

[Stanthropical]

Rock collector.
Paid in socks every three weeks.

 

[Randysavage]

Blue sky and six sigma consultant.
Paid in aloof looks.