Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[Stanthropical]

And their wage.

 

[Jinxy]

High school principal - wage isn’t important to you, it’s being able to wield your power and the cane you do it for.

 

[Stanthropical]

Dog shelter janitor.

Volunteer work.

 

[LilithX]

McDonalds order taker....and you get paid in chicken nuggets

 

[Stanthropical]

Chicken nugget maker.

Paid in 15-minute work breaks.

Also, y'all a bunch of weirdos. I was looking for legit professions and wages. lol

The forum mood is "high on crack."

 

[Squirrel4play]

Master Chef- at a bed and breakfast.

Charge a premium for eggs n bacon and get rich!

 

[Stanthropical]

Fail

 

[LilithX]

Ok...like this?
Stan- pizza delivery guy who earns $30k/year plus large tips from girls like me who think he’s kinda cute and LOVE pizza.

 

[Deleted member 313318]

An au pair - 200$ weekly stipend

 

[Stanthropical]

Hotdog Stand attendant.

$5.35/hr

 

[Shadowfire]

Watch repairer.


Self employed. Set your own prices.

 

[Petrovich]

Professional Dressage Mechanic
$200k annually.

 

[Stanthropical]

*abandons thread*

 

[wendylagoon]

@Stanthropical

Candy bar bartender

Gets paid with the smiles of happy children. And $7.75 an hour.

 

[Keira]

Troublemaker ..earns one frozen waffle per consultation..syrup not included