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[Thalassa]

@TheAlpha

Onomatopeic Explainer

Tenured at the University of Obscure Onomatopeias

 

[Slopps]

Kitchen aid in a illegal korean restaurant with a propension to cook weird meat...

Wait... You are supposed to be the wolf and not the girl, right?

Than:
Eating grandmas?

 

[Funthum19]

Gynaecologist. He may not know where he is, nor where he is going, but he will remember his work.

 

[Kheldar_TO]

Optometrist. Why else would you have fruit like that?
Paid in different kinds of fruit to model.

 

[Funthum19]

Greengrocer. Our local selection is way too limited.

 

[Sh4mbills]

Delmonte passport inspector.

 

[Kheldar_TO]

War Dog. Down but by no means out.
Paid in whatever he wants.

 

[TacoBelle]

Closed captioner for PornHub

 

[CaptainRetCon]

Sensual yoga instructor... paid in rain storms on a deck in thailand

 

[JennyBi]

Continuity expert. You get payed in the tears of creators of long running shows.

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Costumed character Ariel at Disneyland

12$ per hour

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Candy Maker at Disneyland

7$ per hour

I'm just missing Disneyland is all

 

[BangerNLeever]

My trophy wife.

Wage = Endless eyerolls.

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Struggling Actor


enough to barely pay for rent and food

Welcome back, Banger -_-
Only way you're going to get me as trohpy wife is if I'm dead and my ashes are in an urn.

 

[Serena_A]

Ummm
Lawyer
Yeah
Cause why not

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Costumed character Belle at Disneyland

12$ an hour

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Parade Support or Show Services Driver at Disneyland

7$ per hour

I'm running out of disneyland jobs