Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[Naughtygirl888]

Guitar player in museums

 

[Chefwithabs]

@Misha000 adult store clerk

 

[Naughtygirl888]

Teacher that gets taken advantage of by his university student

 

[Naughtygirl888]

Fire Hose inspector

That sounds boring AF

Librarian

 

[Skinnyasfuk]

Super secret test pilot for an undisclosed paramilitary organization

 

[Stanthropical]

Train station pigeon poop cleaner and anti-pigeon spike installer. They call him “scarecrow” at work.

Gets paid in Jolly Ranchers (he accepts pink ones only).

 

[Chubbychappie]

Guardian of the underworld

 

[IVY-]

Teacher.
Gets paid with juicy, sweet, red apples.

 

[Stanthropical]

Foot fetish model.

Gets paid in cucumbers.

 

[Stanthropical]

Pizza delivery

Paid in VHS porn tapes only.

 

[Misha000]

@Misha000 adult store clerk

*Cries*
I'm changing the stock to Gardening monthly.

 

[Misha000]

Pizza delivery

Paid in VHS porn tapes only.

Betamax

 

[Misha000]

Dog whisperer. Get paid in carrots.

Cattery owner.
Paid with kitty litter.

 

[Misha000]

Village bicycle. Gets paid in giving free rides.

Touché