Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[Stanthropical]

Touché

Fosters brewery taster.

Paid in Vegemite.

 

[Misha000]

It's friday. I'm baked. Bored. And hungry AF! No offence intended... Just a thread yeah?

Youre fine. I laughed. End

 

[Misha000]

Fosters brewery taster.

Paid in Vegemite.

Worm tickler
Paid in rotten vegetables

 

[Hgirl1]

Youre fine. I laughed. End

Knife thrower's assistant

Paid in candies

 

[Misha000]

French maid
Paid in sexy lingerie and free tickets to folies bergères

 

[Stanthropical]

Taster at the Vegemite factory.

Gets paid in Fosters.

 

[Misha000]

Sausage packer
Paid in the back room

 

[Stanthropical]

Backroom payee.

Gets paid in other kind of sausage.

 

[Stanthropical]

Ignorant assumption manufacturer.

Self-employed. Pays himself in psychological meltdowns.

 

[Delight]

You just received your Masters Degree in window licking. You've been offered a position which pays in postage stamps.

 

[Delight]

Scent analyst. You work at the gym sniffing the sneakers of the patrons as they exit. Gets paid in toe jam.

 

[Delight]

Professional hair counter. You work at a merkin factory, in quality control. You get paid in.... fur ball medication.

 

[IVY-]

Substitute teacher.

Gets paid with cafeteria food.

 

[nessabbyxo]

Yoga Instructor

gets paid with an unlimited supply of Vino

 

[imursecretbaby]

Baker.