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[Slopps]

Kalvin Clein underwear model

Paid a fraction of a Calvin Klein underwear model

Edit:
@Bdj1992

-> @chesterthewhat
Professional ballon filler, currently holding his breath for his next assignment

Paid minimum wage on good days

 

[chesterthewhat]

definitely a dishwasher.. and we use helium now dumbo...who is this guy

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Nose hair trimmer tester, look how clean those are, hes good at his job.
Dosen't want paying as hes soooo pleased with the results.

 

[chesterthewhat]

Nose hair trimmer tester, look how clean those are, hes good at his job.
Dosen't want paying as hes soooo pleased with the results.

everytime i clip i yell 'Sho me the muuuuunaaaaaaa"

 

[Deleted member 483819]

Air soft enthusiast, really doesn’t have a job, kinda on a break right now @Kris1973

 

[Chow88]

Insurance adjuster

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Air soft enthusiast, really doesn’t have a job, kinda on a break right now @Kris1973

Wish i was on a break, never actually done air soft looks fun though.

 

[Slopps]

Plumber

Lays his big pipe for free with lonely housewifes

 

[Ralfy]

Milk tray man

Breaks into woman’s houses has a proper goid look through the knickers drawer, leaves a box of chocalate and disappears...... who needs paying for that!

 

[Slopps]

Backup for the naked cowboy on Time's square


Since the real dude never catches a cold, not paid at all.....

 

[SnoopSlimes]

Male stripper

Paid with dildos

 

[Lupine]

Philosopher

Paid big money by counties to say profound things about apples..

 

[Deleted member 483819]

Adult film critic

 

[chesterthewhat]

Bar owner EDIT @Lupine
Kayak instructor

 

[Slopps]

Soft porn scenario writer

Since you have a typewriter and 10 leafs of paper you can cover 99% of the yearly needs and earn a fortune in royalties.

 

[angellick44]

My personal shopper because you have nice taste in clothing

Paid in wet sloppy kisses

 

[Slopps]

(You would not wear much if you left me free hand...just saying...)

Masked bank robber

Mainly steals from vaults to get nice jewelry as payment

 

[Dogowar]

Madam Sin. Dominatrix extraordinaire

Paid in high class clientele with expensive tastes and big wallets

@angellick44