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[Lupine]

Sassy PA for the Execs of the world..

Paid whatever she wants as no one dares argue with her..

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Cloud buster (See the pesky cloud in your pic.. annoying)

Paid in sunny days

Clouds = wind=waves ok for wind surfers and surfers but not paddle boarding.

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

Furry artist

Paid by commissions

Pff, try me lizard man
You...
Park ranger
Paid in nuggets

Lizard man? I'm a dinosaur!

 

[Misha000]

Egg cracker for a large baking company

Paid in croissants

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

Croissant baker for a French bakery

Paid in cracked eggs

 

[Misha000]

Croissant baker for a French bakery

Paid in cracked eggs

Originality is a virtue.. But very well done.

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

Originality is a virtue.. But very well done.

lol thx

 

[IVY-]

Team mascot
Gets paid in free parking

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

Team mascot
Gets paid in free parking

Cool! What team?

 

[Delight]

Actor in a Jurassic Park remake..... The Second Cuming.

Gets paid in gummy bears.

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

The girl who gets ****ed in said remake.

Paid in anthro dinosaur babies. XDDD

 

[Delight]

Yuck...... I QUIT!!!! and due to budgetary constraints the movie has been scrapped.

You are now unemployed and busking on the street

You get paid with foreign coins.

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

*convinces the producers to not scrap the movie and give some random dirty girl who can act the you-know-what role and give Delight a better role* There its fixed



because I WANT MOAR REXY

 

[Misha000]

*volcano erupts, killing 99% of Earths dinosaur population*
Enlists actors in Barney suits for sequel. You play lead role..

Paid in broken promises

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

*that never happens* I am not about to get volcanoed!


and f*** barney

 

[Misha000]

*that never happens* I am not about to get volcanoed!


and f*** barney

Ok ok.. Dorothy the dinosaur from the Wiggles??
You don't need to worry, @AmandaFlirty will do the voice over.
Paid in children's smiles

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

anything is better than barney... *shudders*

 

[Slopps]

Thread killer

Paid in worthless bitcoin alternatives by the site owner for saving storage space.

 

[KittenPussy]

model booker

Paid in erotic lingerie shots

 

[Dogowar]

Invisible girl.

Paid in windaleen baths