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[Deleted member 1394328]

Street artist, a la Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. Paid in Chimney sweep brushes

 

[Saximony]

Professional soccer player payed in dirty used balls

 

[Heidiwil]

Professional Pinball Wizard paid in smooth shiny balls that ding as they bang

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Table tennis umpire, paid in ping pong balls

 

[Fukcster]

Plays Jack Sparrow in Disney world, payed with seashell that he stores in the jar of dirt.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Phone sex operator paid in new condoms

 

[Fukcster]

Member of the reaper squad, who literally cannot be ignored.
Paid in joy of taking souls.

 

[Locket44]

Shoeshiner paid in adult literature

 

[Fukcster]

Cat, paid in fish

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Pig stye designer, paid in the sound of tippy tappy trotters

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Chat bartender paid in drunken chatt dms

 

[Minnie79]

Bra tester. Paid in nipple tassels.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Librarian paid in donated books

 

[Deleted member 1319734]

Penelope from Criminal Minds paid by the Government... her character reminds me of you because she's pretty and fashionable ♡

 

[AnIndianGirl]

Caretaker of old-age home (all men)

 

[imaginatian4u]

Script writer for the Jane cartoons

 

[Minnie79]

18-30 holiday rep.

Paid in left over fancy dress from stag and hen parties.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Penelope from Criminal Minds paid by the Government... her character reminds me of you because she's pretty and fashionable ♡

Ironically, everyone still compares to her (and I don't see it lol)

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Tour guide paid in IRL tips, but they are foreign currencies

 

[Stanthropical]

Amateur helicopter pilot. Paid in passengers who are peeps only.

 

[Locket44]

Cabbage leaf separator paid in cabbage