Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[Saximony]

Comedy writer for Dave Chapelle paid in half smoked blunts from the dressing room ashtrays.

 

[Lexi_79]

Playing sax for the lumberjacks in the forest getting paid in twigs for you to make into reeds

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Erotic story writer paid in thigh friction

Spoiler

(her hands)

 

[Harley31]

Dog walker, paid in Scooby snacks and doggo kisses

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

King Tom III's entertainer paid in good times

 

[Slopps]

Delusion treatment pill tester
Paid in side effects, such as but not limited to:
-permanent horniness
-terrible jokes making
-...

 

[Harley31]

Body guard, paid in dirty deeds and heart medication

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Sunscreen researchers paid in sunstrokes since you seem don't like to entertain the king

 

[Stanthropical]

Orange and fish salesman. Paid in hamburgers and boat anchors.

 

[Saximony]

Slumlord.
Paid in sex for rent from tennants

 

[Harley31]

Construction worker, paid in cat calls and random sized screws that dont seem to fit in anything

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Lingerie designer.

Paid in men's opinions.

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Banker paid in empty promises, according to modern economics.

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Oil tycoon. Paid an oil disasters.

 

[Slopps]

Colonal Sanders lookalike, paid minimum wage like most other employees

 

[Lexi_79]

Helicopter pilot
Paid in stares

 

[Lil_wonders]

Riding instructor
Paid in apples

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Gardener paid in yummy fruits

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Neighborhood watchman. Paid in anything he finds lurking about.

 

[Stanthropical]

Carbonara chef. Paid in ketchup, garlic bread and cappuccinos, but only after 3 p.m. and only with carbonara.