Awkward moments

Freebird99

Freebird99

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Share any kind of awkward personal experience that you've had. It can be either sexual or non sexual. Just something that embarrassed you.
 
I'll start with one of both kinds.
When I was still living at home with my parents, I told them that I was going to stay the night at my friends house. Started to not feel good so I decided to go back home. Since it was after midnight, I was trying to be quite as I came in the front door. As I turned to close the door, I made eye contact with my naked dad as he was getting up off the couch, and my mom was rushing off to their bedroom. I turned and went back to my friends house.
 
Skinnyasfuk said:
Long long time ago went to pay the guy for a pack of cigarettes and a small baggy with a white powder was in the money folded in half and jumped out and landed on the counter right next to the pick of smokes....dude looked at me like I slapped his mom or something
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I had a similar experience.

Walking into a club and was just about to get searched. Pulled all my loose change out of my pocket and unknowingly the 5 pills I was saving for a good time and placed them on the tray, in front on the bouncers.

Surprisingly I wasn't allowed in the club.
 
Some time ago, I was visiting my buddy at his condo and discovered that my car was blocked in when we decided to get food. The doorman told us which unit the driver went to and I went up there so I could ask them to move it.

A completely naked girl opened the door, stepped completely out into the hallway and asked what I needed, but instead of telling her what I really needed at that moment, I told her that my car is blocked in and the driver went to this condo unit. (She left the door wide open and her twin sister was completely nude inside talking to some dude with a big ass gold chain and a sideways cap). She said they'll move it.

Hour goes by, car not moved. Doorman calls the condo unit and leaves voicemail. I didn't care much, because we had other stuff to do and didn't really need the car—and we left without the car.

We return to the condo at the end of the day and my car is now unblocked. Half hour later I get to the lobby to leave and see a completely different older man kicking the twins out of the building along with bags of their crap, right past me. The guy hands something to the doorman and says "Thanks."

I asked doorman wtf that was all about—turns out the older guy is some photographer and was letting those twins stay at his place (who knows what sort of arrangement). No info about the dude with a gold chain.

Not sure if I were to feel guilty or what... lol
 
nikkiray said:
My most awkward moment was going to a strip club with @LastOne and getting so into it that I ended up on stage with the girls. They stripped me down to my bra and panty. So embarrassed but I made a few dollars. lol
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I did the same in Germany lol but in my defense the stripper was rubbish, i was drunk and not the only one to get on the floor lol
 
I just remembered this awkward moment...

Back in the day I was texting with a guy. I wanted to send him a picture but this was when I still used film cameras and we didn’t have smart phones (yeah, I’m old).

So I had to go to Walgreens and use the kiosk to scan the photo on to a thumb drive to mail.

The picture was of me pulling my shirt up to flash my boobs. It took a loooong time to scan so I ran to pick up some items to purchase and when I came back, there was a Walgreens worker showing a nice older couple how to use the kiosk.

Exactly at that point, up on the screen of the kiosk popped up a huge image of my... um... assets.

I about died. I just grabbed the thumb drive and the photo and did a version of the walk of shame to the register...
 
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