Awkward moments

walking into the video shop up behind my partner and giving her the biggest two hand squeeze on her ass ever, almost lifting her off the ground. Only for her to scream and turn out not to be my partner at all. She was in the next aisle on the floor laughing. I simply died right there and then.
 
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Mine is fairly tame but it always makes me laugh when I tell it. In college I had a medical student roommate. His girlfriend had an uncle who was very old and sick in the college hospital so my roommate was keeping an eye on him. The girlfriend's family lived out of state. So one day my roommate comes home and says old uncle so and so died and went back to the hospital to deal with it. A little bit later the phone rings and they ask for my roommate and I say he's not there and they tell me they are the girlfriend's family so I tell them how sorry I was about the uncle ...... silence and then a loud " He's dead????". I hung up the phone as fast as I possibly could and I don't know why but I laughed my ass off, something about how they said it and the fact he was very old. I think I'm a little twisted lol.
 
WomenRfromVenus said:
Lmao @WomanOnTop

During HS/College me and my friend/ex would go out of town to her parents house on the weekend. -Lil college partying town..
I had one of those throw away cameras. Had been taking pictures of our partying and stupidity.
But actually forgot about it

Months go by. Her mom comes in to visit and tells me. "I found a throw-away camera. And had the pictures developed because I thought it belonged to one of the kids..but I believe the pictures are yours?"

I cringed soooo frickin hard.
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Thank goodness I don’t use film for those types of pictures anymore.

I remember wondering if those type of photos would get developed or be confiscated. Or wondering if the photos would end up in the developer’s personal collection. I did get a picture back once with a “1st prize photo” sticker on it. It was a picture of my first husband’s partially unzipped fly. He always went commando so it was a great picture - very artsy. Wish I still had that picture...
 
No I can't let you say that. Nobody is perfect and can't be liked by all.
And I like to think we all deserve a second chance and you be the wise one if you do it first ;)
 
Most awkward moment ever getting it on with my first gf on their living room couch and "getting a wet finger". Right when she was about to reach the big O, Her dad walks into the room seeing me with my hand down her panties and he just said to me "uhm dude I want to keep my couch clean of stains" i was like what the fucko_O (okay the fact of getting caught was just awkward but that comment like Really!)
 
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