Bad Jokes cause I can't think of anything witty

[perfictspeller]

A pirate goes to the doctor and says, "I have moles on my back."

The doctor takes a look and responds, "Don't worry. They're benign."

The pirate replies, "Count again, I think there be ten."

 

[Normalish]

How do you make a water bed more springy ?

Fill it with spring water

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead

 

[Casey86]

How many beans does it take to make Irish chilli?

239 because one more would make it too farty and nine less would make it too turdy

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

A limbo player walks in to a bar

He loses

 

[Casey86]

What to hear a joke about a roof?


The first one's on the house

 

[Locket44]

Tried to save money buying generic bird seed. I think the birds can tell. They're eating it, but all I can hear is cheap, cheap, cheap.

 

[Casey86]

I just saw two snails fighting....... they were really slugging it out

 

[SandraMaus]

Kitchen weather forecast

Today hot, tomorrow chilli

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

What do you call a cattleman who is always happy?

A jolly rancher.

 

[SandraMaus]

What's worse than a container full of dead babies? One alive in the middle eating its way out of it

 

[LdyHntr]