I think you might want to try switching to Ace Hardware - they seem more open minded. Sorry. I read your post and had to read your "About" and hence found this thread and read a couple of your poems. I doubt I'm your target audience but I do enjoy original works and if you say I'm not intruding in your space, I'd like to read on. I'm old and have heart issues so, I'll skip the racy ones...well, no more than a quick skim. I have no bite, nor bark - I am sure others will tell you "he's a good dog, and a fair dog; can there be more said?"