Best come on's

[Beebee_xo]

Howdy,

Hit me with your best one liners or come ons when you are trying to pick up online.
The filthier the better.

GO.

 

[Magicman]

Hi Beebee ! ..Love you're pic ! ....You're gorgeous honey ! .....Hmmmmm...Love to grab you forcefully... Kiss you lovingly and passionately.... Toss you up over my broad shoulders... Spank your perfect lil ass playfully all the way to my bedroom...Toss you upon my bed like a rag doll... Hmmmm..Fuck my long fat cock into your tiny tight warm pussy till your sweet honey cum runs down my legs....Love to play with you!...Hope to see you later ! ...

 

[SubmissiveJane]

We're not socks but I think we'd make a great pair.
<3

 

[Beebee_xo]

Hey good looking what you got cooking with n that oven of yours? Wanna put my road in the hole.

Short and to the point. I like it

 

[Beebee_xo]

We're not socks but I think we'd make a great pair.
<3

I feel like theres potential there for something about, 'not just a hole in one but both'. But I can't quite get it out. So this will have to do.

 

[ljdm]

Hey you know what fucks like a tiger and winks? *winks*

 

[playboyraja]

Howdy,

Hit me with your best one liners or come ons when you are trying to pick up online.
The filthier the better.

GO.

hi

 

[Sphynx]

Let's play house, you'll be the door and i'll slam you

 

[AmberDoll]

best 1 liner a guy or girl can give me is a smile no words just a smile,

 

[Magicman]

Hmmmm..You're legs are like a vanilla Oreo cookie...I just wanna split them and eat all of the good stuff outta the middle ...

 

[Kelsey12]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' next to each other just to throw those fuckers off when they try to sing the song.

 

[Spangle]

All reet bird

 

[Beebee_xo]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' next to each other just to throw those fuckers off when they try to sing the song.

hahahaha yes. i love!

 

[Beebee_xo]

OK so let's try another.
Are you ok? Sorry I didn't catch you when you fell from heaven. There are many more chat up lines some more direct than others. ...Bartender slide me a cold beer to put those flames out...the cheesy ones are worse...

I love the cheesy ones - they make me life.

 

[Dcdevon]

Are you a mirror? Cuz I see myself in you.

 

[cliffclark]

I feel like theres potential there for something about, 'not just a hole in one but both'. But I can't quite get it out. So this will have to do.

I think you're thinking of, "Hey baby, I hope you're into Golf because I want to putt my balls in your hole.

 

[ljdm]

If I told you ..that you have a sexy body would u hold it against me