Best come on's

just thinking of you makes me as hard as a diamond in an ice box
 
cliffclark said:
lol Well not bad for my first attempt anyway. There is always. "Hey sexy I hope you like fishing because I intend to catch me a Red Snapper tonight LMAO
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Not sure that I compare myself to a red snapper (whilst I do get the sexual connotation of the statement).
How about,Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
 
Beebee_xo said:
Not sure that I compare myself to a red snapper (whilst I do get the sexual connotation of the statement).
How about,Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
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Well you did say the dirtier the better. That one while well played, was tame. How about "Hey baby you like surfing? Great come wax my surfboard.. BTW lol why do you need these
 
Beebee_xo said:
Not sure that I compare myself to a red snapper (whilst I do get the sexual connotation of the statement).
How about,Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
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Of course I can do other lines. "Hey sexy, you know why you are better than a Starlit night in Summer? I get to hold you. Or It's a good thing I can swim because I have fallen for those beautiful brown shimmering pools you call eyes. (Can't see eye color in your pick.)
 
cliffclark said:
Of course I can do other lines. "Hey sexy, you know why you are better than a Starlit night in Summer? I get to hold you. Or It's a good thing I can swim because I have fallen for those beautiful brown shimmering pools you call eyes. (Can't see eye color in your pick.)
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well I've been told they are a striking green/blue. But i'm rethinking that now....
 
cliffclark said:
Well you did say the dirtier the better. That one while well played, was tame. How about "Hey baby you like surfing? Great come wax my surfboard.. BTW lol why do you need these
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It's just for fun :) Like to see what people say. + Clearly my attempts are more PG than xxx so I need a lesson in dirty pick ups.
 
Kacey97 said:
or Life without you is like a broken pencil, Pointless....

I have actually heard both those lol. A guy gets points for silly and cheesy. might earn him a kiss or more....


OH annd...

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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I love it and you can have whatever you want
 
If you were a meal at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

Or sucky sucky five dollar. Me love you long time. XD

Anyway life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
 
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