Thoughts Best or worst

I will choose one of my best humorous situations (posted it on my profile months ago). My eyesight gets worse and worse. Yesterday, while I was editing a document using Microsoft word I wanted to choose another font instead of Times New Roman (my fav font), so I started scrolling through the fonts, and I got a big surprise. I found a new font called Anal :eek: I slapped my forehead hard cause it was Arial not Anal.;):)

Your worst nightmare
 
Many years ago when I knocked a girl onto her cycle. Freaked me the fuck out! I got up left so fast.....but I was young and still didn't know that could happen. Embarrassed the poor girl, I was so ashamed.

The best (in your opinion) movie ever?
 
Riding the the car back home from San Antonio after having done a marathon. Was not about the burger, it was about the hunger, the desire, the need, baby.

Worst night after drinking way too much.
 
New year's morning a couple of years ago. I puked like 4 times and felt drunk the whole day :D and we drank a pretty insane amount of alcohol
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What's the best tasting alcoholic drink you've ever had?
 
Singapore Sling. Served aboard Singapore airlines. Look up the recipe. Damn good.

worst tasting alcohol drink you have had.
 
Bacardi 151...dat shit is he fuel...burns for a couple of minutes and has you very intoxicated in seconds...and Guinness beer... DISGUSTING....LIKE, WHO IN TF MADE THAT SHIT!?

Best (or worst) view from a place you've visited or traveled?
 
Probably "do you want to come and milk my prostrate?"


Best response you've given to a chat up line
 
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