Best pick up lines

[SexyAsianBitch]

Are you proficient in Excel? I need helping spreading some sheets

 

[TallulahBlue]

ME: Is that a cheeseburger on your plate, or are you just happy to see me?

HIM: Wha....? Who are you?

ME: Sorry, I'm Kacey. That's just my go-to pick up line!

HIM: Well it didn't work.

ME: *picks up his cheeseburger and eats it* Obviously it did. *moves on*

 

[Jane29]

My heart is losing its voice, because it's been screaming your name.

 

[Peacecountry]