Ask Me Anything Best & worst pickup lines

A guy once told me he had a banana shaped cock when erect. Obviously I was curious so had to find out!

A good one I remember though:

A guy in a bar came over and said his friends bet him £10 that he couldn't go back to them with my thong in his hands. He came over and told me this so I said give me half the money and we'll sort it out. He agreed so I then walked over to his friends with him and he put his hand down the back of my jeans and pulled my thong up. It was literally 'in his hands'. His friends paid up!
 
(Harry potter based)
I've named my head board platform 9 3/4 and I'm putting you straight through it
 
LisasLegs said:
A guy once told me he had a banana shaped cock when erect. Obviously I was curious so had to find out!

A good one I remember though:

A guy in a bar came over and said his friends bet him £10 that he couldn't go back to them with my thong in his hands. He came over and told me this so I said give me half the money and we'll sort it out. He agreed so I then walked over to his friends with him and he put his hand down the back of my jeans and pulled my thong up. It was literally 'in his hands'. His friends paid up!
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those both sound like pretty good ones if you ask me
 
LisasLegs said:
A guy once told me he had a banana shaped cock when erect. Obviously I was curious so had to find out!

A good one I remember though:

A guy in a bar came over and said his friends bet him £10 that he couldn't go back to them with my thong in his hands. He came over and told me this so I said give me half the money and we'll sort it out. He agreed so I then walked over to his friends with him and he put his hand down the back of my jeans and pulled my thong up. It was literally 'in his hands'. His friends paid up!
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I definitely like the second one but I might get a slap If it didn't work
 
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