Banter Can I borrow your...

[Stanthropical]

Ask the next user to borrow something of theirs...

Can I borrow your car?
Can I borrow your bicycle?
Can I borrow your dog?
Can I borrow your phone?

Optional: add the reason why you want to borrow it.

Can I borrow your car to sleep in it for a few days?
Can I borrow your bicycle so I convince someone that I'm active?
Can I borrow your dog so it scares my new neighbors?
Can I borrow your phone so I can phone ET?

Next user agrees (conditions are optional) or refuses (reason optional) and attempts to borrow something from the next person.

 

[Nekojanai]

Can I borrow your car? For practice.

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I don't have a car so no, I'll lend you @Amelia24 I'm sure she won't mind.

Can I borrow a feeling?

 

[Nekojanai]

Sure. I will lend you a happy feeling.

Can I borrow your coat? I'm cold.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

No I need it lol. I'm cold.

Can I borrow your toothbrush?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. U krazi.

Can I borrow your brain for today? I can't brain today with my brain. You'll get to remember everything I brained with your brain today.

 

[Nekojanai]

My brain just unbrained by reading that.

Can I borrow your pen? I want to write a letter to Santa.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes it's a nice Hello Kitty pen

Can I borrow your headphones? I'm in a crisis without any now

 

[Amberrlicious]

Sure but they need charging

can I borrow your Visa card ?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Hell no you wish!

Can I borrow your ideas?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. My current ideas are too much for people.

Can I borrow your bicycle?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

If you fix it up first, yes.

Can I borrow your hoodie?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I'm wearing it.

can I borrow your witch broom?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Sure, if you know how to work it.

Can I borrow your cursed Egyptian amulet?

 

[Nekojanai]

You can keep it

Can I borrow your kitchen table?

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Sure it's pretty unstable though lol

Can I borrow your pet for therapeutic reasons?

 

[The_Gif_Guy]

I am sorry hun.. He rarely leaves me alone.

Can I borrow your bed along with you for a night?

 

[Stanthropical]

I don't have pets, but I feed three stray kittens, maybe 3-4mos old. They'll need overwintering, so you can have them.

Can I borrow your warm hand? I'm chilly.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Come here

Can I borrow your soul?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Souls is not a thing.

Can I borrow your house for two days? I'll be using nearly everything inside: clothes, everything in the kitchen, living room, bedroom, etc.