Banter Can I borrow your...

I don't own my mother, so can't even answer the question one way or other.

Can I borrow your underwear?
 
I don't have any. It's almost 2025, bro.


Can I borrow your darkest secret and claim it's mine for a week?
 
lol how do you charge your phone then

Trust me you don't want to know & you definitely don't wanna claim ownership of it

Can I borrow your razor?
 
No. Razors should never be shared.

This is a phone cord:

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I use charge pads 99% of the time.

Can I borrow your umbrella to fly with?
 
I mean you could but I don't know that it last you long :eek:

I have some jerky caught, can I borrow your toothpick?
 
No, because I don't have one.

Can I borrow your glasses so I can kook sophisticated?
 
No there is no "kooking" here!

Can I borrow a piece of thread from your towel? (Cuz i want to unravel you :p)
 
Yes, I have an extra set for back up!

Can I borrow the lace from one of your sneakers. 🤪
 
Yes, from the pair I'm ready to throw out. They'll be in the alley. Help yourself.

Can I borrow your brain?
 
No. I need my body intact.

Can I borrow your imagination ?
 
I actually lost it in one of the chatrooms. It was brutal!

Can I borrow one of your garage rags?
 
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