Banter Can I borrow your...

[Rocco99]

Ummmmm eeeeeew and no




Can I use your shower

 

[Heidiwil]

Yeppers

Can I borrow a 1 gallon sized Ziplock baggie?

 

[Rocco99]

Sure


Can I barrow some of your clothes

 

[Nekojanai]

Eh... no. I don't like sharing clothes.

Can I borrow your left buttock? Mine hurts.

 

[Heidiwil]

Mine does too so wont do you any good.

Can I borrow some duct tape for my project?

 

[Rocco99]

Huh nope I'll use the Duct tape on you instead


Can I barrow your car for a day

 

[Heidiwil]

I do not nor will, unless I must, have a cat!

May I borrow your dog's collar and leash?

 

[Rocco99]

I like the way you think so hell yeah


Can I barrow your hand cuffs??

 

[Heidiwil]

As long as you share

Can I borrow you for a day?

 

[Rocco99]

You can barrow me anytime you'd like



Can I barrow your Tesla

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I don't know how you drive and charging might be a hassle. You'd have to get your own insurance with 100% coverage for the duration, plus a contract indicating that you'd replace it 100% if you wreck it as well as compensate me for alternate transportation arrangements while you use it and after wreckage, should that happen. It would be cheaper for you to rent one on Turo, or something.

Can I borrow your pressure washer?

 

[Casey86]

I don't have one for you to borrow

Can I borrow your phone?

 

[Heidiwil]

*snickers*
*laughs*
You may not want to my sexy Neighbor but sure!?

Can I borrow your lawyer?

 

[Stanthropical]

I don't have a lawyer.

Can I borrow your home for a party?

 

[Saximony]

Sure.

Can I borrow your chainsaw?

 

[Stanthropical]

Sure. YOu can have it. The chain is dull and it's only 14" and it's electric. I'm done with it.

Can I borrow your wallet and everything that's currently in it?

 

[MorellaGoddessofLeather]

Sure

Can I borrow your hose?