Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1278418]

Sure

Can I buy you a caprese sandwich?

 

[Stanthropical]

Only of the entire meal has sufficient protein.

Can I get done like 17 things I have planned for entire weekend?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes, but you won't

Can I sit on your face?

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

After you get on your knees lol before King Tom III

Can I park my car near you home?

 

[Stanthropical]

Good luck with that lol

Can I count on you to challenge me when I'm wrong?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I dance in the background of your meetings?

 

[Stanthropical]

I rarely participate in meetings and even dodge some of them. I'd imagine your presence in that manner would be distracting and prolong the meetings. NO.

Can I take you to IKEA and we'll buy dumb shit?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Fuck yeah I love buying dumb shit

Can I dress you up and take photos with me?

 

[Stanthropical]

That sounds terrifying for some reason. No.

Can I get my hands on 9950X3D the day it launches?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

If you're fast enough

Can I make a character for you in Dungeons & Dragons?

 

[DD_850]

Sure

Can i play with youth hair?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

Uh...I really don't like people touching my hair lol

Can I pick out your Easter decor this year?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I play 2 player Mario Kart with you?

 

[Sakura3]

I don't play video games, sorry.

Can I go to bed and sleep for a week straight?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Terrible idea.

Can I get too much shit done today?

 

[Saximony]

No such thing.

Can I freeze avacados for months?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Formation of ice crystals and potential dehydration will ruin them. UNless, you like gross ass mush.

Can i eat your arm?

 

[Saximony]

No psycho.

Can I still climb an 80 foot Silver Maple?

 

[Deleted member 1270796]

Can i be batman?

 

[Sakura3]

Sure.

Can I skip tomorrow and jump directly to thursday?