Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1217451]

Sure. I suspect they're going to be mean and sneaky But I'll laugh anyway!

Can I convince you to play Exploding Kittens with me? (Card game)

 

[Andy_32]

I'm sure you can convince me to play with you Princess xx

We can use my copy of exploding kittens too, think this will get competitive again

Can I cook you something nice to eat?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

*Giggles*

Yes, please

Can I raid your snack drawer?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Can you just go shop and get me some more blueberries please? That'll do, cheers.

Edit: yes you can but there are no blueberries, soz.

Can I have some blueberries please?!!!!

 

[swaggered]

i’m all out of fresh, but have some frozen canadian wild blueberries you’re welcome to have. they’re the super tiny ones that pack a punch!

can i coat my feet in butter and slide off your roof into a pool?

 

[Deleted member 811155]

Hell nawwwwwww

Can I take your car without telling you and never return it?

 

[sexyBabe92]

Hell no

can I pop your car tires without saying anything?

 

[Deleted member 811155]

Yes, cuz I don't have one.

Can I steal all your pillows and hide them in the closet?

 

[swaggered]

Ok by me, you just told me where to find them

Can I put a hot tub in your living room and take a morning soak?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Can you please just use the one in my neighbours' back garden? Thanks

Can I have a cookie?

 

[swaggered]

perverse, but cookies always makes me think of this quote from Outside Providence
Old Man Dunphy : Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.

You'll have to look in a different cookie jar, my friend.

Can I get a ride to therapy this morning?

 

[Sakura3]

Sure, hop on my broom.

Can I dress up as an evil witch for Halloween?

 

[swaggered]

Please do...you'll look weird riding that broom without it

Can I get you to answer the door with me and hand out treats on Halloween?

 

[Esoterix]

No

Can I forward all my inboxes to you for a week?

 

[Sakura3]

No, thanks.

Can I show you my watercolour mess I made today?

 

[swaggered]

Of course

Can I borrow your watercolours to make a mess of my own?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

If I had some sure

Can I paint your room pink?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

absolutely

can I sketch a picture of you while you're doing it?

 

[Stanthropical]

You can't sketch a pic of my while im pooping.

Can I sleep for five days straight, getting up only for water?

 

[swaggered]

no. if you awake to drink water then you aren’t sleeping

can i still walk?