Banter Can I ... ?

No. Teleportation doesn't exist.

Can I dress up just like you and no one would laugh?
 
yes, unless you have allergies or intolerance i don’t know about.

edit:
no

can i stab you with my epipen if you need it
 
Go ahead but after I get miles and miles away

Can I sell you worthless things?
 
anytime

can i dump a load of black earth on your driveway for you to put in your gardens?
 
No. Don't need any. I'm only adding compost, autumn leaves and vegetation.

can I teach you how to garden effectively?
 
No. Eating junk food.

Yes. Right after I eat this chocolate cake.

Can I eat my chocolate cake now?
 
No. Only after I've finished Christmas talks.

Can I put a Christmas tree up in every room of your home, without it bugging you?
 
Yes. It's like blinky furniture.

Can I smother you in gooey creamy chocolate cake??
 
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