Banter Can I ... ?

[Busty_Nerd]

NO! Horrifying.

Can I take you to a rave?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I'm not 21-25 any more.

Can I flip off my Xmas tree?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Go right ahead...


Can I expect you to $$$ chip in to my vacation fund next month ?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Why do you keep asking for money? It's becoming weird.

Can I use FCN on the phone in the shower?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

No

Can I borrow some sugar?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No. I don't have any.

Can I expect the gift you sent me to arrive today ?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I sent no gifts to you.

Can I give all of my useless Xmas gifts to you?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No. They are useless to me too


Can I drink all your whiskey , ?

 

[Stanthropical]

Only if you buy it all from me first.

Can I take you to a holiday ice skating rink?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I pour you a drink?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

As long as it's non alcoholic, yes.

Can I have a back rub please?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Sure

Can I annoy you?

 

[Sakura3]

You can try.

Can I draw little hearts on your cheek?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I prepare a big ass pot of my chili for you, so you can freeze portions and eat them for the next few months?

 

[Amberrlicious]

Yes please

can I interest you in some Korean bbq tofu?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I take you to a gay bar?

 

[Amberrlicious]

Absolutely

can I offer you a Ferrero rocher chocolate ?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I don't like being groped by men.

YES

Can I eat your chocolates?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I trade my chocolate for any of your candy that isn't chocolate?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Yes.

Can I talk to you today about our Lord and Saviour, Satan?