Banter Can I ... ?

[Mrroscoe03]

Not on the Mass Pike, you'll get runover...

Can I sleep till noon tomorrow ?

 

[Saximony]

Sure Rip Van Winkle.

Can I beat Father Time in the 40 yard dash?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, as long as he's on foot.

Can I go to two abroad vacations next year without spending a fortune?

 

[Saximony]

Yes if you save enough.

Can I play 2 New years eve gigs in the same night?

 

[HellinHeels]

I'll say yes

Can I get a backstage pass to watch?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I drive to several stores in light now and not get caught up in holiday /wekend /sunday traffic /unreasonably sized crowds of people?

 

[Saximony]

No cuz you live in a big city.

Can I blow a party horn instead of a sax tonight?

 

[Stanthropical]

Sax is a party horn of different flavor. Yes, either way.

Can I go for another two-mile walk tonight for no reason?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

If you want to freeze, I don't care, so sure.


Can I try to ignore Taylor Swift next year ?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. I don't even notice her. How is she even on your radar?

Can I build a home gym in one of the bedrooms and use it daily forever?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Go right ahead...


Can I build a bonfire tonight?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Do it right now. A bundle of thin sticks and two small logs.

Can pour a bucket of water on your fire when you go inside to grab a beer?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Won't work. I have the cooler with me.



Can I laugh when you get lost trying to find me ?

 

[Stanthropical]

No, because there's no reason for me to look for you.

Can I open a portal to hell in your cellar?

 

[Saximony]

NO! I rebuke Satan!

Can I go back to the Baptist church I left when I got divorced in 2009?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

can I bake a pizza at this hour and eat it all?

 

[DD_850]

Yep

Can i make the biggest pancake using your oven?

 

[Stanthropical]

Probably not. It's full of stored cookware, because I use a small countertop oven and I don't feel like clearing it out.

Can I trade in my car for some barely reliable, cheap car with low insurance cost and hope it lasts ten years?

 

[Saximony]

Yes you would be wise to do so.


Can I cross the border into Venezuela without any passport or documentation?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Good luck with that.

Do not travel to Venezuela due to crime, civil unrest, kidnapping, and the arbitrary enforcement of local laws. Reconsider travel due to wrongful detentions, terrorism, and poor health infrastructure.


Can you read an atlas ?