Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1320309]

And bra, please

Can I pay in cash for your underwear?

 

[Stanthropical]

Get the fuck outta here. Creep.

Can I try on your underwear?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Not a chance...


Can you expect you to bring me some coffee?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Sure how do you take it?

Can I cover you in paint and roll you around on a canvas to hang above my fireplace?

 

[Stanthropical]

You must be out of your mind.

Can I sing one of your favorite songs to you?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

I'll pass, thanks....


Can I expect a Christmas Card from you this year?

 

[Stanthropical]

YOu can't expect anything from anybody here, ever.

Can I feed my pizza disaster to you? But I'll treat you to your favorite things afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

No no no

Can I listen to my fav songs?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Listen to Frank Zappa.

Can I ask you to take me anywhere?

 

[Creative1]

Sure! Where we going?

Can we visit a nudist resort?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I don't know you like that.

Can I suck your toe?

 

[Kbunny]

Sure, I just showered

Can I sit on your lap?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

You do not have to ask. Anytime you're welcomed

Can I hug you after you sit on my lap?

 

[Stanthropical]

I won't be sitting on your lap, so no.

Can I sleep under your bed?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No.

Can you pay my drycleaning bill ?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Sure, I assume you meant can you pay mine - as per the thread rules

Can I wash your dirty underpants for you?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

No no no no

Can I dream of you?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. gtfo

Can I feed some of my tasty slop to you? It's healthy.

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No. Already ate


Can I offer you a cigar?

 

[Stanthropical]

You can offer it, but I don't smoke, so I'll decline.


Can I take you anywhere you want and do anything you want with you just for one day?