Banter Can I ... ?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Yes you can

Can I tell you a joke?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I read you my favorite poem?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Sure


Can I buy you a drink ?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I bake in your kitchen?

 

[Locket44]

Go ahead

Can I show you my secret cake recipe?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes!

Can I take you a metal concert?

 

[Happilymarried38]

Sorry, not my thing.

Can I give you a massage?.

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Can I add chocolate to pasta?

 

[Sakura3]

The horror! The horror!

Can I entertain you with my repertoire of songs in my hometown's dialect?

 

[Locket44]

Yes!


Can I get you a new couch?

 

[Happilymarried38]

Let's talk about it.

Can I buy you a new bikini?.

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I add very spicy hot sauce to your rotisserie chicken with broccoli?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I watch you cook?

 

[Stanthropical]

If I ever start a cooking show, sure.

Can I order a fuckton of Chinese food at a very steep discount, portion it all and freeze the portions?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

If it freezes well sure.

Can I buy a parrot?

 

[Peony0375]

Sure I got two in my backyard

Can I borrow some sugar?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I take you to a rave?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Just tell me when

Can I take you fishing?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Sure

Can I sit on your lap?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Boring. Unless, you're actually a woman and that's gonna get me laid.

No you can't sit in my lap.

Can l let weeds thrive in my garden without them affecting my veg?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

It is all yours. So yes

Can I have a word with you?