Sure thing, if watching makes you happy, I can accommodate!
Can I trust you if I hand you the razor?
Can I trust you if I hand you the razor?
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No! Please don't!! 
Can I get you a towel?
Can I get you a towel?
I was just going to shake the water off like a Labrador after a dip in the river, but a towel might do it better. Thank you....wait...is this a wash cloth?
Can I lie naked in front of the fan?
Can I lie naked in front of the fan?
I should think so. As long as you keep a safe distance 
Can I manage a walk despite the pain today?
Can I manage a walk despite the pain today?
No pain...no gain! Do it!
Can I offer you some undunked biscuits for your tea?
Can I offer you some undunked biscuits for your tea?
Yes, please do.
Can I offer you another banana?
Can I offer you another banana?
No thanks have you tried to have 2 bananas in your mouth before? It's possible...but I'd rather not.
Can I get you something for that rash?
Can I get you something for that rash?
Hmm, no. Not that fond of actual bananas 
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Wait, what rash!?
Can I ask you to point it out?
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Wait, what rash!?
Can I ask you to point it out?
Yes, but it's a good sign you don't have any pain or itching because of it. Wait, that's just a smushed raspberry. Nevermind.
Can I feed the birds to train them to become my minions?
Can I feed the birds to train them to become my minions?
I wonder if you could. That would be something.
Can I ask you to try that with the sparrows in my garden?
Can I ask you to try that with the sparrows in my garden?
With all your cats they might be skeptical, I can try, but they might just end up being cat food.
Can I train your animals to attack on command?
Can I train your animals to attack on command?
They're indoor kittycats though 
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Doubtful. They're both pretty dumb usually
Can I try on your sloth onesie?
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Doubtful. They're both pretty dumb usually
Can I try on your sloth onesie?
What robe? If you can find it, you can wear it!
Can I cross examine you like Scully from X-Files?
Can I cross examine you like Scully from X-Files?
I guess that depends on how well you can cook
Can I postprocess all your landscape or architecture photos to my style?
Can I postprocess all your landscape or architecture photos to my style?
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Yes, but I will keep copies of the originals
Can I know what was your dreams about last night?
Can I know what was your dreams about last night?
You could, if I remembered any of them.
*Shrugs*
Can I tickle your feet without you laughing or kicking me?
*Shrugs*
Can I tickle your feet without you laughing or kicking me?
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Tom_the_eagle3
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You can tickle me. Not laughing not kicking you? I can not assure ya that; I am already laughing
Can I change your account name?
Can I change your account name?
Not unless someone grants you admin status. And even then I'd protest it.
Curious what you'd change it to though Probably something filthy or awful!
Can I go through your song playlist and edit it to my liking?
Curious what you'd change it to though
Probably something filthy or awful!Can I go through your song playlist and edit it to my liking?