Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1301760]

Sure you can.

Can I squeeze your ass?

 

[kcguy5150]

Please don't ask me that ever again.

Can I take you somewhere for cocktails?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Only if you let the pizza box squeeze your ass.

Can I call you sugar tits?

 

[kcguy5150]

I've been called worse...

Can I get a clue as to what it tastes like?

 

[Saximony]

No

Can I burn a couch in your back yard?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Huge potential for lots of trouble.

Can I hang onto your ankle all day and you have to drag me around?

 

[Saximony]

No I already have 1 ball and chain.

Can I run a woodchipper next door to your house at 6 am?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Fuck nope.

Can I teach you how to dance to glitch-hop?

 

[Casey86]

sure why not

Can I take you to a sporting event

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

As long as it's not cricket, yes .

Can I rid the world of cricket?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Australians would lose their minds.

Can I eat your shoes?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Yes, they're v tasty actually.

Can I film you eating my shoes?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. That's was more of a feasibility question. Weirdo.

Can I eat the cheesecake in my freezer, which I'm saving for Xmas gathering?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I knew that.....

No, it's for Christmas.

Can I come and steal your cheesecake if I promise to replace it?

 

[kcguy5150]

For sure.

Can I ask you to clean my pool?

 

[Stanthropical]

Hell no.

Can I feed salmon, rice with peas and carrots, mushrooms with spinach, and zucchini with bell pepper slices to you? With a spork. While you sit in a bath. Not all of it makes it in your mouth.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

No

Can I have a LAN party in your living room?

 

[GlitchyGlitch]

YES YES YES

Can I choose the game ?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Only if it's okay I really suck at that game.

Can I change your phone lockscreen to my face?

 

[duddyz]

Ok

Can I watch you in the shower?