Banter Can I ... ?

[HellinHeels]

Absofuckinglutely not

Can I fill your tub with Orbeez?

 

[Deleted member 1272281]

Noooo

Can I make you breakfast?

 

[duddyz]

Sure

Can I drive your car?

 

[Saximony]

Ok.

Can I practice the bagpipes in your basement?

 

[GoldenLocks]

No I do not have a basement

Can I clean up the spare room for you to practice in?

 

[Saximony]

Can I do something for you?

 

[RetroLuvr]

Yes private solo?

Can I polish your Sax?

 

[Sakura3]

No.

Can I read for you?

 

[GoldenLocks]

Certainly

Can I pick the book you read?

 

[Saximony]

Absolutely.

Can I have a bonfire in your backyard?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I invite you to a snipe hunt?

 

[Saximony]

Yes you can invite me, ill even go happily. You sure you wanna spend hours with men the woods looking for one?


Can I check yourturn signal fluid?

 

[Stanthropical]

You mean blinker fluid? Have you ever seen thermal fluid for boat trailer tail lights, before LED's? That's blinker fluid. People sometimes also add them to old ass cars with leaky lights.

Can I replace your electric exhaust baffle bearings?

 

[DD_850]

I don’t know what that is but sure I guess

can I sing?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Sure

Can I change your laptop/desktop background to me looking cute?

 

[Sakura3]

Sure.

Can I order takeout tonight?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes you can. Just do it.

Can I work from home?

 

[Sakura3]

Yes.

Can I spam your profile page with reggaeton music?

 

[Casey86]

Yes you can

Can I skip work tomorrow lol

 

[Esoterix]

Yeah.

Can I rearrange all the ornaments on your Christmas tree?